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辅导员搞笑照片

发布时间: 2021-03-08 19:28:27

1. 跪求一张搞笑的施工员照片

一对夫妻结婚五年没有孩子,老婆无法满足生不了孩子,就去找心理医生。结果第二天夫妻两人就过了快乐的一天,第三天更是如痴。丈夫好奇就偷偷看老婆在干啥,只见老婆对着镜子喊:我很年轻,我很年轻。老公觉得有效,也去找心理医生,结果搞的老婆受不了,老婆就观察他的一举一动,只见晚上老公对着镜着喊;他不是我老婆,他不是我老婆。

2. 求P图大神把这个照片的头P到搞笑图片上,一定要搞笑,谢谢

哈哈,就用下边这个吧:

3. 求一张搞笑图片

拿走不谢

4. 有没有一些会让人笑出猪叫的搞笑图片

生活中经常会有很多搞笑的段子和瞬间,让人啼笑皆非,有的呆萌可爱,有的搞笑无厘头,还有的会有一些冷笑话的感觉,而幽默搞笑处处可体现,有的体现在音乐中,有的体现在语言艺术中,还有一些通过图片的形势传达。我见过的比较搞笑的图片有很多,最让我印象深刻、难以忘怀的就是以下三张了,第一张是狗狗的树叶帽子,第二张是三傻,还有一张是象鼻踢足球。

第三张是象鼻踢足球。生活中很多人喜欢踢足球,穿运动装、运动鞋,而象鼻踢足球你一定没见过吧,这张图片脑洞打开,利用了象鼻的特性(长,可以甩),把它放在这个特定的环境下,创意满满,看起来非常独特和搞笑,也不免让人联想起大象笨重又可爱的形象,甚至是过往的愉快经历,所以看到这张照片也让我心情大好,被逗地哈哈大笑。

5. 你看过最搞笑的错位照片是哪一张

我觉得最搞笑的一张图片是,一群人围在一起抛弃另外一个人。说是复读了,第七年高考还是落榜。对于人生已经绝望的小李绝望了,从楼上一跃而下。却落到了一堆非常兴奋的录取生中。在一片喜悦的气氛中不断被抛起。

6. 找几张搞笑的真人照片!

您好!
绝对让你想歪的爆笑:http://www.ex8.cn/html/gxzr/20080614/4756.html
我们可爱的Q版NBA成员:
http://qqlee.cn/gxtp/2008/0413/article_127_1.html
真人版CS的叠罗汉....:
http://www.xihawo.com/gaoxiaozhenren/200806/2821.html
世界上最可爱,最美的女孩:http://www.xihawo.com/gaoxiaozhenren/200806/2817.html
忽悠版姚明图片:http://www.xihawo.com/gaoxiaozhenren/200806/2822.html

7. 你看过最搞笑的一张图片是什么

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈😂

8. 刘耀文下课冲向食堂的样子瞬间火热,你喜欢的偶像都有哪些搞笑照片

就我个人而言,可以说每个人都一个自己喜爱的偶像,虽然是偶像,但偶像不仅仅有一些非常帅气的照片,也有着非常搞笑,非常逗比的照片,让你觉得你的偶像怎么会如此的有趣,既然提到了我喜欢的偶像有哪些搞笑照片,我斟酌了一下,我喜欢的偶像还真有几张搞笑的照片,只要我看了这些照片,就会让我捧腹大笑,而我的偶像叫杨迪,杨迪的搞笑照片可谓是掌握了搞笑的精髓。

虽然杨迪的表演看上去有点卖力,但卖力的背后留下是非常搞笑的一面,不仅仅让大家在节目中看到了杨迪搞笑的一面,杨迪也通过这种表演方式给大家留下了几张非常搞笑的照片,以至于我现在想到杨迪,就会联想到这几张搞笑照片。

9. 大学男生宿舍有一张图片,很多男生屁股叠在一起,是搞笑的那种,求那张图片

找了半天终于找到了,我怕贴上来违规,你到网络图片里输入“屁股 叠罗汉”,第一张就是你要的那个图,实在找不到就发消息给我,私下给你地址

10. 找一张搞笑配图 最后那吴辅导员是黄晓明的

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